jubacca

Aug 29
Aug 29
thecutestofthecute:

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

I’M SCREAMING

thecutestofthecute:

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

I’M SCREAMING

Aug 23
Aug 23
Aug 23
Aug 23
spaceexp:

Titan’s atmosphere backlit by the Sun, with Saturn’s rings behind.

spaceexp:

Titan’s atmosphere backlit by the Sun, with Saturn’s rings behind.

Aug 23
cracked:

“Good thing Ethan plastic-wrapped my iPad Mini before this moment.”
5 Jobs That Only Exist to Make the Modern World Look Dumber

#5. Kids’ Camp Packing Consultant
According to the New York Post, there are some well-to-do moms in New York who are hiring professional organizers to pack for their kids for camp, because the idea of giving your kid a plastic bag with two pairs of underwear, some sunscreen, and a box of Twinkies is beyond the skill set of Manhattanites these days. So these organizers, for $250 an hour, will pack your kids’ shit for you. Pro tip: I will pack your kid’s shit for way less than $250 an hour. I will make a kid with you for less than $250 an hour. I will be your kid for less than $250 an hour.

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cracked:

“Good thing Ethan plastic-wrapped my iPad Mini before this moment.”

5 Jobs That Only Exist to Make the Modern World Look Dumber

#5. Kids’ Camp Packing Consultant

According to the New York Post, there are some well-to-do moms in New York who are hiring professional organizers to pack for their kids for camp, because the idea of giving your kid a plastic bag with two pairs of underwear, some sunscreen, and a box of Twinkies is beyond the skill set of Manhattanites these days. So these organizers, for $250 an hour, will pack your kids’ shit for you. Pro tip: I will pack your kid’s shit for way less than $250 an hour. I will make a kid with you for less than $250 an hour. I will be your kid for less than $250 an hour.

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Aug 23

this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews. 

this is like me trying to showcase my talents for job interviews. 

Aug 23
pleatedjeans:

via
Aug 23

actionables:

look at this picture

image

when you see it, you cannot unsee it

image

it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT